The Walrus and the Carpenter

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.

Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

by Dream69420 May 22, 2009

Chewy Walrus

A walrus that is chewy.

Man that chewy walrus was chewy, it was like eating taffy...

by ilovepieXD August 5, 2010

irritated walrus

when a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth then hastely crams his penis down her throat causing the female to exhale quickly, and blow her partners full load out of her nostrils.

I was mouth fucking the shit out of Jenny when I blew my load and caused her to transform into an irritated walrus.

by kristendarling(: December 30, 2010

puffy walrus

jizzing on a girls face, then punching her

fewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bvdsb wvwqea

by FC420 January 5, 2005

Cheeseburger Walrus

Noun.
From the SHOWCASE series TRAILERPARK BOYS;
An ugly and overweight woman who may or may not have dangling teeth.

"Check out that Cheeseburger Walrus by the bar with her friend, we may need a harpoon to take this one out"

by SmartCanadianAss April 14, 2009

The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!

Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance

by dMFk December 14, 2014

Cape Walrus

Derrogatory word to a black person.

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.

by Kornelius October 19, 2008