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bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
mugGet the bought something bad from Walmartmug.
This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!
Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020
mugGet the Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damnmug.

Walmart warden

A Walmart coach or someone who holds power that takes advantage of it and everyone hates. Always in other peoples departments ruining everyone’s fun.
Coach Mac is just a Walmart warden, she makes it miserable around here
by Breestar January 31, 2024
mugGet the Walmart wardenmug.

Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020
mugGet the Walmart Haircutmug.

Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.
“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers
by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025
mugGet the Walmart strippersmug.

harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird
by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021
mugGet the harnoot walmartmug.

WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022
mugGet the WALMART!mug.

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