A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.
I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.
by Seshanie November 10, 2025
Get the Wedding Wakemug. Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the Selling a wedding videomug. The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
Get the Brazilian Weddingmug. by Ty2p July 7, 2016
Get the Golden weddingmug. When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
Get the Minnesota Wedding Ringmug. Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
Get the Dirty Wedding Bandmug.