A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 19, 2025
when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 February 11, 2012
The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
by coolmansupercool December 05, 2023
For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 22, 2021