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Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
I hate Valentine's Day.
by old handle February 13, 2015
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Valentin

He is a very kind boy. Very funny and pretty. One of the greatest people you will ever meet. Hard to describe. Loves to talk about things he enjoys and likes to game. Cute laugh and VERY nice voice.
" Valentin looks like he has no feelings"
" He does you just gotta meet him"
by IVYRG May 13, 2022
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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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Sarah Valentine

The world's most beautiful and amazing woman. Unofficially the 8th wonder of the world. Some say Toga and her would be the ideal couple.
Man I saw Sarah Valentine the other day and it was love at first sight!
by Togaaaa November 22, 2021
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Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.
Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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