Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

urinal drafting

When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.

That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.

by Jaquelem March 22, 2013

Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 20, 2018

Urine Squad

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS

by DDZ22 January 24, 2021

urinal wall

When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.

"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"

by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014

Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.

The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024