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"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
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Get the tristan bjørkli mug.A guy who is so ratchet that he is the definition of ratchet. They usually have a really short span of attention. They can be a good friend, but only when they want to be. Teachers see them as innocent, but to their friends... NO.
Person 1: Wow, you are Tristan.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
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Get the Tristan mug.Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
Get the Tristan mug.Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
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