Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 14, 2019

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Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

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To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 18, 2024

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"i have unload the toad!!"

by Lil-Boe-Peep May 17, 2016

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When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.

Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.

by VeeeC March 27, 2022

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I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

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When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

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