Cane Toad 

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!

Cane Toad by michael carbomb November 17, 2024

Political Toad 

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.

“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”

Political Toad by Krisp50 December 15, 2024

Dry Toad 

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

Dry Toad by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Alabama toad bumper 

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

Alabama toad bumper by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Cane Toad

1. The animal native to Northern Australia and some other places in the world.
2. A way to describe the looks of an unattractive woman from Northern Australia, particularly North Queensland.

"Oi mate, look at Sheila!"
"Ah, fuck off, you daft cunt! I'm not gonna have a date with her with the way she's lookin'! Looks like a fackin' Cane Toad!"

Cane Toad by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Lunch Toad

Lunch Toad (noun)
A next-level camel toe that refuses to be ignored—bold, uninvited, and showing up like it’s got a reservation.

Man I was just trying to order food and got jump-scared by that fat chick’s lunch toad.

Lunch Toad by Gerkinjerkin April 2, 2026

soak the toad 

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

soak the toad by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011