Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.

Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018

Toads my goads

Totally, for sure, definitely.

Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

Toad

a nickname for someone named todd

“is that todd?”
“nah we don’t call him that anymore”
“what do we call him?
“toad”

by ilovemen🎀 May 29, 2024

Toad

A chair.

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.

by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023

Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad

Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.

by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023