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Toad

Toad is a kind human who treats everyone like the best human on earth around toad everyone feels safe and understood. Toad is the crackhead who always dances and brings good vibes but also can be really good for deep talks and is the therapist friend. Toad has alot of problems for themselves but will always put their loved ones first. Toad is actually very beautiful and has the most beautiful soul who always cares about everyone but themself. Please be kind to them they need affection and love more than anyone else<3
Say things like: toad ur amazing i love you and appreciate you
by Gaygayandevenmoregay November 20, 2021
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flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.
Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.
by falanges123 December 18, 2009
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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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Toad

A historical racist slur for those of Filipino ancestry
“Hey Manuel come here you stupid toad”
by GreatPrairieDog June 23, 2022
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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Toad Head

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
by Eddmario August 4, 2022
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Toads my goads

Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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