teacher

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Mr Garrick only passed one maths paper in his final year exam, so he became a math teacher instead of a mathematician.

by SleeperNZ April 3, 2009

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

Teacher Syndrome

A syndrome educators experience in which they spend so much time in their specific field that they become fixated on it and discount other schools of thought. In extreme cases to the point of ignorantly insisting all other subjects should default to theirs.

Mr. Russel is suffering from teacher syndrome, he is habitually reminding everyone in his chemistry class that everything is chemistry, books are chemistry, math is chemistry, and PE is chemistry.

by Dr. Everybody Lied December 6, 2014

super teacher

A teacher who helps students for personal gain.

A student is on fire. Super teacher waits until school administration is near before he/she puts out the fire.

by Super Teacher January 23, 2007

wankers tache

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region

Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.

by Phil Szczoczarz January 14, 2008

MOOOSE-TACHE

When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.

"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"

by KMOS January 14, 2009

Textbook Teacher

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.

Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.

by Polexia December 14, 2009