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Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u
by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019
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hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>
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pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.
I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.
by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020
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Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015
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Man Mess

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.
by Billyho99 May 2, 2009
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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
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