single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

ditch of a difference

inconsequential

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".

by monneo March 05, 2017

I Look Like a different Person

I Look Like a different person means I look prettier or more mature etc

"omg this eye liner is so good I look like a different person!"

by thebtchyouhate November 27, 2023

different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 27, 2024

Everyone is Different

no one is exactly the same, physically and mentally.

i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...

by titicaca September 20, 2003

So different

Often used by pick me girls and the pick me boys that actually talk, they say this to look unique and quirky. It’s a poor attempt to get attention and is ironically a cliche.

Pick me girl: I’m so different, I like football and don’t wear make up. I’m not like other girls.
Normal person: I can’t remember asking.

by Mr. Outcast March 02, 2022

Same shit different outhouse

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020