father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
Get the go scratch yourselfmug. When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
Get the Record Scratchmug. To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
Get the Scratchmug. by Wieneord November 23, 2019
Get the scratching the djmug. by Treeseph March 12, 2021
Get the Scratch and sniffmug. 
Get the Scratchmug.