A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.
- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.
by Chibas June 27, 2013
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A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
by Daralam May 26, 2021
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Get the task manager mug.Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
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Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
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Get the relationship manager mug.Someone who exploits Some of the most common forms of wage abuse involve:
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.
You'd think there was an award for slum manager with how many jobs in the US are running on skeleton crew, since the housing market crash. Now we're all doing two jobs for the price of one!
by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021
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