Clay

a guy who is autistic and doesn't know he is doing half the time. He disappoints his friends half the time and really wants attention.

COME ONE CLAY!

by Roon. May 5, 2019

Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.

That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.

by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022

landen clay

A name that is very susceptible to jokes

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay

by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.

I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.

by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022