Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.

"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Boston Bomber

Taking a shit in a household oven and turning it on fan forced.

I've just done the old Boston Bomber at Shaun's party, give it 20 minutes and this place will be cleared!!

by sb720 April 9, 2021

boston hello

A punch to the face, especially of a random person you encounter in Boston or the kingdom known as Red Sox Nation

"Did you give that douche a Boston hello?"

by whothefuckcaresaboutahandle July 25, 2016

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest

give me a boston blaster

by blastermotions November 11, 2017

Boston Clanger

To do a poo on someone else's pillow. First mentioned in the Simon Hanselmann cartoon titled"Boston Clanger."

"It's a classic, Owl. The 'Boston Clanger.' "
"Shitting on a Dingdong'sh pillow."

by Kane Zaufmann November 23, 2021

Boston condom

the age old contraseptive of practing penile-anal penetration

dont want to get her pregnant? Better use a Boston condom.

by ConFe July 20, 2015