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Spencer

Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
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Spencer

The quintessential English gentleman. More often than not speaks in an upper-class RP accent. Usually worth a lot of money, who owns multiple estates in Inner-city London or Berkshire, and a couple more in New England, Manhattan and California. Either the nicest guy you know or a massive dick.
by niibujh May 6, 2020
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Levi Spencers slong

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!
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Spencer

Spencer is in love with Star Wars and wants to fuck Yoda.
by avarskriss January 4, 2023
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Spencer Nix

A spencer nix is a good person. He’s a good friend. He is an example of Christ. He’s going to be an good father. He’s so loving. He’s fun to be around. Spencer nix likes the color purple. And the Vikings. And rod wave. Which is crazy. spencer nix is my best friend and I want to spend the rest of my life with that sweet boy. Three words, and I really really mean it. Spencer nix is the sweetest boy you could ask for. A spencer nix is a friend.
by kanyewestisthegoat December 24, 2024
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has problems with his face and very mean
you are a spencer
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