stank shank

What your dick is after anal.

Dude, I just got done fucking Becky in the ass...I have a stank shank.

by spcwingo June 26, 2010

stool shank

The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.

"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."

by SP00NS October 9, 2007

sound shank

To play a loud, annoying sound over and over again in a person's ear.

1. I walked over to John and sound shanked him like a thousand times yesterday.

by Inumeration April 7, 2014

Poop Shank

The Penis when used for for penetrative sex either anally or immediately after anal sex

Yeah man that chick was all about the poop shank, I mean some times I gotta beg just to get some straight up and down pussy

by 3mta3 December 5, 2014

Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.

Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.

by The Shankinator November 12, 2018

dirty shanks

When a man performs anal sex and pulls out and sticks his dick in his partner's mouth still covered in fecal matter

Mark was plowing Katie in the ass, pulled out and gave her a Dirty Shanks.
You mean he shoved it in her mouth?
Sure did! That dirty bastard

by NY Mark August 23, 2019

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012