shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

Shaft tackle

The act of rushing oral sex on a male subject on the first date, usually in public.

As soon as we entered the club, I was immediately hit with a shaft tackle.

by Poke Her Face June 12, 2018

A.T. Shaft

When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff

You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.

Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks

Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.

Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?

by Thewhiffer February 26, 2011

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed

I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude

by Moose913 February 21, 2017