Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

open the garage

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

by G. Wells November 8, 2008

wide open

can be used antime or anyplace, but mostly used as

a. hell yeah
b. something out of nowhere

a- person 1: dude this new cd is tight
person 2: wide open!

b- person 1: jimmy and tyler were just standing there and tyler just wide open punched jimmy in the face

by mcnoodle May 5, 2006

open beta

the first hit's always free...

blizzard's WoW is open beta right now, $10 a hit after tbat

by whoa November 11, 2004

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Open House

A metaphor for someone that is always opened to have sex, a slut or a whore.

He's always willing to fuck anyone, he's an Open House.

by Gubbles March 14, 2014

open battlenet

The place where all the H4X0rz on D2 hang out to duel and shit.

guy: OMG LIEK I MADE MY OWN '13371337 Ch4RM OF TELEWALKING OMGZORZ'
guy2: OMG CAN I HVAE SUM O' DAT????

by lawlz February 13, 2005