the chintu experience

sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crush’s perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending it’s her.
“hey ellis can i borrow some lotion?”
“yea, why?”
“i want to have the chintu experience tonight.”
by olivertreeisperfect420 February 18, 2023
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The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023
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