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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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Shooter's Cough

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.
Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.
by © June 30, 2023
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Devils Cough

When you inhale so much smoke and cough so hard your drooling and red
Omg did you see Gracelyns Devils Cough , she was so red and drooled all over herself.
by Number1_DilfLover August 11, 2023
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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Cough

“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.
Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight
by Dankof123 November 22, 2021
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The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
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alpha cough

by coolcraft January 1, 2020
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