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volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 22, 2011
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Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.
Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.
by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022
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Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.
“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”
by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025
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Fein cough

A heavy cough with lots of weird tasting phlegm after vaping for a while.
ever since i started vaping, I’ve had super bad fein coughs
by bababsjjibby April 26, 2024
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cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere
are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
by poopei October 6, 2020
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grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
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nitty cough

when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
steve: "oh look at dave! He's got the nitty cough for sure !"
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017
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