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Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018
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Chub

Someone who is a hard stuck gold and has to talk shit to everyone if that person doesn’t live up to his standards
Oh wow bro your being a real chub
by I’m Diamond1 April 5, 2023
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chubbing

(1) Present participle of the verb "to chub"; (2) experiencing a transitional state of male arousal where the penis is partially engorged sufficient to create evident increase in length and girth, but lacking sufficient rigidity to be useful for much more than slapping your girl's hooha to get her wet; (3) to be possessed of a chubber
I know it's wrong but two minutes browsing Belle Delphine's IG and I'm chubbing.
by L.F.Sternn October 10, 2019
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half chub chillin

The position of being so comfortable that you will receive a half chub
Bro last night me and my girl were half chub chillin and i got her pregnant
by Zetrosome December 16, 2016
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Grub Chub

Getting an erection or being turned on while eating.
Man! These oysters are giving me a Grub Chub
by Hey rissel August 12, 2021
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Chub Worthy

As a male, it is something the inspires an erection (a chub). Boner
Wow! Megan Fox is not talented, but she's definitely chub worthy.
by RodC82 June 2, 2016
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daltons chub

A very short, and stubby penis that resembles a mushroom
Daltons chub resembles a mushroom!
by Dilly brew January 30, 2017
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