Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

White Castle

White people McDonald's.

Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.

Person 2: Was it White Castle?

Person 1: Definitely White Castle.

by chickennoodle972 May 25, 2022

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

castle-on

To castle in chessezy.

Got to get my castle-on.

by Kickin It June 11, 2003

Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

by EwellShithole May 21, 2024

Castle Rock

An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair

Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?

by r0w1ck April 2, 2024

king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver February 3, 2008