(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
Get the bling vagmug. When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling bling
Man sells me a fake necklace in the mall parking lot, the quality looks real, then turns out to be fake....it is now 24k bling bling
by benny jammin May 9, 2009
Get the 24k bling blingmug. by ForNina September 16, 2010
Get the Showa Blingmug. 
Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
Get the Bling-comemug. by TBA December 1, 2006
Get the Mouth Blingmug. by HowWasTheUrbanDictionary March 7, 2024
Get the FNF Bling Gruntmug.