“He can sing about ass all he wants but he’s no Mr. Awful.”
“Ew, don’t say ‘pussy’. Who do you think you are, Mr. Awful?”
“Ew, don’t say ‘pussy’. Who do you think you are, Mr. Awful?”
by Mawthman April 28, 2020

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

by v4s November 18, 2023

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."
by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

by Daniella hollster July 2, 2020
