Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

James Bowie Student Council

The voice of the student body at James Bowie Highschool in Arlington, Texas

Did you know that James Bowie Student Council

runs most of the events at our school?

by pp powered cum October 29, 2022

Students

Don't have to pay.

Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2024

Algebra Student

A derogatory term used against people with slower brain development. People who are called algebra students are most likely slower in the brain or just “dumb”. If you are still in algebra today you are one of the very small minority of people still doing it.

Look at Adrian over there he’s such an algebra student.

by AdrianTakesAlgebra June 1, 2021

The F students are the inventors

phrase to describe unempluzz

chromebook destroyed
the f students are the inventors

by ashoijfsdlf May 8, 2025

Artcar student

When someone goes and spends the night at a club and becomes special and creates a fucked up new car ‘design’ with colourful shapes and designs; such as his own marshmallow yes the singer

Boy 1: yo have you see the artcar student yet
Boy 2: yes but he looks special

by Georginalowe308 June 2, 2022

Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019