Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)

by Woofa August 30, 2012

Kourtney Looked

Looking “everywhere” and not finding what you’re looking for, only to have someone else come and find it in two seconds because you looked so lazily.

Let me take a look. Oh what’s this? You Kourtney looked, didn’t you?

by Aneducatedteddy December 22, 2020

looking balls

eye balls

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes

by Mrs. Betterthanyou June 10, 2018

Locket looking

Being a Guido but at the same time trying to act extremely black

“Yo Bro you got that weed “
“ yeah my brotha I got those 2 grams for 50 dollars”
“Maaaan stop locket looking”

by Smokedatreefer March 11, 2021

Rainbow Look

What a ratass person does when they have too much spare time on their hands, since they have no friends. Feeling a little rainbow today tagging morphe palette and james charles.

Person 1: Did you see her rainbow look
Person 2: FeElIng a LitTle RaInbOw toDaY

by homiesexual1234 December 17, 2019

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

by hinderpedo April 25, 2013

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.

Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice

by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012