Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.

Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!

by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019

Textophobia

The fear that you won’t get a text back

Bro I don’t know if I want to text her I have textophobia

by JetJimmy john March 19, 2020

Tettona

Italian word that means “female with big boobs”

Guarda quella tettona la’!

by Uwumplsk April 9, 2020

Texting Out Loud

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.

I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.

by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

Textnow

An awesome texting and calling site that's FREE!!!!!
you can use it on mobile, desktop, basically anything.

Jimmy: do you use textnow?
John: yes and it is stupid cause i cant use it for insta.

by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) January 4, 2021