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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
Jakarta Twizzler by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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French Twizzler 

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.
I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto
French Twizzler by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

Nipple Twizzler 

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!

Kiddie Twizzler 

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester
"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"
Kiddie Twizzler by mattm3her June 10, 2018

Kentucky Twizzler 

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
Kentucky Twizzler by catlo3 October 23, 2020

Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed 

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

Ass twizzler 

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!
Ass twizzler by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021