Thigh Fucking

Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.

Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.

by Cole Robinson September 10, 2008

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Thighser

A Shenhe Simp who simps too much. Also a Discord Spammer

God you are such a Thighser rn.

by Salami_Rage March 18, 2022

Thunder thighs

When a person's thighs are so large, they clap like thunder.

Did you see that girl's hips? Damn she's got some thunder thighs.

by hKbA October 19, 2010

Thigh Drencher

The most wonderful of happenings, an event, action, or thing that causes everyone in the room to shudder with pleasure in response to the glory of the occurrence. In other words: you find your genitals involuntary soaking your thighs because of your excitement.

Ken: dude, Mary's wearing a tank top
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*

Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher

Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked

bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants

by Doctor.R January 23, 2011

Chunder Thighs

To describe someone with overtly large thighs by combining 'Chunky' and 'Thunder'

"Did you see the size of her legs?"
"They are practically Chunder Thighs!"

by ABCDEMA February 4, 2010

Thunder Thighs

When a girl has enormous thighs that make you waddle when you walk.They rub up against each other and make a slapping noise when walking

Damn that girl Krystin got some thunder thighs on her.

by Melissa Sanderzzz June 28, 2007