by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

by out1s November 18, 2018

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
