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Rachel

a big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch, who took home girl off the motherfucking schedule with her trifling dirty white racist big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch self, i’m coming over there and i’m gon beat the fuck out that bitch and she better not even try and call the cops.
Hey do you know who took me off the schedule?
It was probably Rachel, with her oompa loompa looking ass.
by skippysfoursticks January 3, 2020
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Rachel

Is more then likely a name of a girl whom is blonde. Unaware that she is disliked by many! Lives in a trailor park and dates a guy in the Co. jail. She enjoys drinking cheap alcohol and blames it for sleeping with every man she comes in contact with. Also has scaps on her face that she picks at and makes them bleed.
Person1 - "Did you see what Michelle just did?"

Person2 - "Yea shes pulling a Rachel!"
by DamnThatRachel! September 17, 2010
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Rachel

She's a gorgeous girl, but has a lot of pictures of herself on Facebook. She knows she is pretty and takes advantage of that by thinking she can get any guy she wants. She's a complete heart-breaker and ruins guys perspectives on girls. Her ex boyfriends never get over her because she is such a sinister bitch. She always tries to get her exes to keep falling for her because she is extremely good at lying. She usually has sex with every boyfriend she has. Beware: Her next boyfriend might be your best friend, dad, uncle, cousin, or the person you hate the most.
1: "Did you see Rachel's new Facebook upload?"
"Yeah, dude, it looks the same as every other one."

2: "Are you over Rachel yet?"
"It's kind of hard to be when she just had sex with my best friend."

heart-breaker
by Dawn Soap July 25, 2011
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Rachel

Rachel Sojka is a disgusting fat bitch in mactown. She will only be your friend if she wants something, then when shes done she'll send her little fat mexican bitch to beat you up. Haha Shes a total fatass and nobody will date her.
Omg i was friends with a total rachel sojka then she stole all my friends and sent her bitch to "hurt" me
by Backstabbed and suicidal March 16, 2013
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Rachel

Wow that Rachel is a shitcunt
by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016
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Rachel

I'm in the mood for some Rachel, but it always leaves a NASTY taste in mouth.
by Domin8rixx February 6, 2015
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rachel

she love boys called brad, who often says she has motivation and she wants to prove she can do something, nobody knows what it is but this was written in tai ancient artifacts. she has brown hair and is a keen historian
"omg that brad guy is so hot"

"just wait for a rachel, she will call dibs on him"
by doggydog93 November 9, 2011
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