stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022
Get the Alpha malemug. by bmacpherson March 22, 2009
Get the Alpha redmug. by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer January 3, 2022
Get the cherno alphamug. Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!
by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021
Get the Alpha Kidmug. Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.
"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."
by Wetface October 17, 2013
Get the Alpha Papamug. by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
Get the Alpha Sentencemug. 