by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
Get the husband in Lawmug. Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
Get the Adham’s Lawmug. Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.
It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.
It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.
"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"
by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022
Get the Savage's Lawmug. Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
Get the Drew's Lawmug. This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
Get the Jacob's Lawmug. a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.
by -Omz- November 4, 2013
Get the unspoken lawmug. The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
Get the Wesselink's Lawmug.