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greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
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Blunt grease

The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.

#BluntGrease @BluntGrease
Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt greaseall over his lip.
by Drewy April 23, 2018
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grease pump

A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.

I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023
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greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.
Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
by Mama B April 15, 2014
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grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"
by thereal89 October 8, 2011
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Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.
Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand
by Crozo September 27, 2007
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