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Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
mugGet the Fog Crazemug.

fog frog

A fog frog is a sex position. You play one single round of leap frog and then blow a fog/air horn up ur opponent's ass
Michael really new how to fog frog last night
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
mugGet the fog frogmug.

the fog is coming

it means the end is near and should put on gas masks
THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING RUN
by Kaorl20 December 7, 2023
mugGet the the fog is comingmug.

London fog

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!
by Ballzdeep84 September 19, 2016
mugGet the London fogmug.

fog-eye

noun and collective noun. The condensation that results from the breath on corrective lenses when wearing a mask or facial covering, resulting in impeding sight.
The fog-eye was particularly bad this morning. I had to take off my glasses.
by EEEEamon November 8, 2021
mugGet the fog-eyemug.

Fog

The act of F*cking as a result of morning glory.
Tgis morning we had great fog
by Ggracie February 4, 2019
mugGet the Fogmug.

Homo Fog

A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.
Dude was so caught up in his homo fog, he forgot to pay the bar tab!
by Awjr May 21, 2025
mugGet the Homo Fogmug.

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