Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.
by hurtle September 27, 2005
Get the hows your fathermug. “Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
Get the Ted Cruz’s fathermug. You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.
Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.
Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.
Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
“Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”
“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”
“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”
“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
by Cityroach November 4, 2021
Get the bald father energymug. A priest from the anime "Hellsing" hellbent on destroying all vampires, including Alucard in the name of God...This guy rules!
by Grit May 19, 2004
Get the Father Alexander Andersonmug. An erotic sex excursion which involves driving approximately three hours into a desert and engaging in sexual activities inside an abandoned trailer.
by sheeeet January 17, 2009
Get the His Father's Trailermug. A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.
Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
by Jimo'n Parabola January 20, 2009
Get the Father John Redmondmug. sexual intercourse or other sexual activity
According to Michael Kelly, a writer and historian in New Zealand, "the origin of the expression 'how's your father' can be traced back to Victorian times. In those days any man with a daughter was so protective of her virtue that he would take extraordinary measures to safeguard it. Unmarried girls would be kept within the bosom of their family as much as possible, chaperoned on excursions, and on those occasions when they were let out of bounds for social events, their fathers would often accompany them discreetly by hiding underneath their voluminous skirts ready to pounce on any man who transgressed the bounds of propriety.
However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'
Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'
Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
by BethBracken November 12, 2007
Get the how's your fathermug.