Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.
I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.
by RamvoX February 19, 2021
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023
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Teddy Hugger

A little kid or teenager who is still obsessed with their stuffed animal.
Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.
by Sanitarium Sarah October 24, 2015
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Teddy

A Teddy is the type of person to go out with a girl beginning with C or J

He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him
Girl1:} Woah, did you see teddy? He looks so good!

Girl2:} I know, doesn't everyone know?
by HairyMango123 December 07, 2019
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Teddy

"OMG TEDDY SENN HES A CUTE ASS MUTHAFUCKA"
by mcdavidlover2 February 14, 2022
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Teddy

Teddy is amazing and stinky
Omg I have a teddy
by Teddyismybestfriend April 03, 2022
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Teddy

Teddy-A person with the largest dick out there, if you are ever to find a teddy never let him go 😉 🤧
Dude i fucking loved that Teddy
by HornySwaggler April 27, 2022
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