Tan-pants

When used in a sentence one could say; "she's so 'Tan-pants'" which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.

Example "The Gold Coast area in Chicago, is so Full of 'Tan-Pantsers'"
Or "Josh is such a 'tan-pantser'" he's watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in Lincoln Park." "Tracy is so 'Tan-Pants' with her stupid Tiffany jewelry."

by TheGirlTokyo April 29, 2005

tan head

A derogatry term for a person of middle eastern origin. A Tan Head. Also used by the Military to identify Terrorists.

RPG! RPG! That was Close F******G Tan Head

by Munkey_man October 20, 2006

camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.

I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.

by Joe326 March 12, 2011

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Dungoun Tan

When someone plays Xbox for to long and gets very pale or white.

Ben Splett has the biggest Dungoun tan ever!!!!!

by Andrew and Micheal December 8, 2010

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010