table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023

Table Slap

The contact of hand and table that makes a loud clap noise. It can be used to show the new kid at school where to sit (especially if you wish for them to sit next to you).

Person 1 "The table slap is the reason I have friends"
Person 2 "I'll slap that table when I see it next"

by Just_some_friends_online June 7, 2022

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .

"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."

by SaladFork May 13, 2013

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004