Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.

Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.

by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006

swedish flop

The sound your dick makes when you slap a swedish person across the face.

I gave that bitch a swedish flop.

by Cloudius March 2, 2008

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak

Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck

by ליהי October 3, 2020

The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

swedish ball drop

For females: When giving oral sex you suck on his testicles and rub his shaft until just before completion. Then you chomp on his nuts so that he yells, "Yodely, yodely, yodely-hi-hoo!"

This chick was giving me awesome dome until I got the swedish ball drop. I'll never make that mistake again.

by Jay-Whiz April 9, 2009

Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.

Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.

by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010