A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
by Coolasthat January 02, 2019
Get the slimy susan mug.Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
Get the accidental susan mug.Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.
She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.
by Feral Feminist October 07, 2018
Get the Susan Collins mug.When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
Get the Jealous Susan mug.1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.
2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.
3. Someone who fingers their sister
2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.
3. Someone who fingers their sister
"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"
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