Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.

Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."

by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

sticker

A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

snickerslam

A word to describe someone who is funny, nice to you, and makes you happy. You would usually give a thumbs up to this type of person.

Amanda is such a savage. She is such a snickerslam.

by swagwizard September 22, 2015

Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

sticker picker

A person/asshole who picks the stickers off your baseball caps.

I bought this new cap and that sticker picker ripped off all my stickers.

by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016

stickered

When you get accepted into the local gang.

I just got fucking stickered into the dos niggas.

by Siren Phantom October 2, 2017