Skip to main content

Trinity Southern University

This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.
Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.

or

You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.
by David McBride March 28, 2008
mugGet the Trinity Southern Universitymug.

Southern swamp rock

This is a form of roots music about swamp life in Cajun country, from artists such as J.J. Cale, CCR, the Band and Tony Joe White.
I just love "Born on the Bayou" by CCR! It is primo Southern swamp rock.
by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020
mugGet the Southern swamp rockmug.

poncey southern git

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010
mugGet the poncey southern gitmug.

southern comfort

1.The lower region of a person's body
2.Feeling supported downstairs
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
by xBx March 26, 2004
mugGet the southern comfortmug.

Southern Hospitality

How the dub suggests he's gettin' sum, without saying it in plain engrish.
Some may argue that southern hospitality can never be too long, probably the ladies more than men I imagine.
by Max-n-Grinch February 17, 2010
mugGet the Southern Hospitalitymug.

southern curly fries

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.
Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."
by Treeboy9 June 13, 2018
mugGet the southern curly friesmug.

Southern Middle School

A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.
"Why do you look like you want to kill yourself?"

"I go to Southern Middle School."
by ._._._Anonymous._._._. January 7, 2017
mugGet the Southern Middle Schoolmug.

Share this definition