snaoghe

A fat lizard who is extremely concerned with his/her relationship status

DUDE! I need an answer from Shelly. Is she going to marry me or not?! I'm turning into a snaoghe!

by 7'1'' George Washington May 4, 2008

Snap Dang

A derogitory exclamation of triumph or victory, usually directed at someone else. Similar To "Oh Snap" or "In Yo Face!". Such as:

Bob - You Suck Steve!
Steve - Yeah well at least i'm not gay! Snap Dang!!

by The Turtle Lord May 3, 2009

scapologist

Follower of scapology

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.

by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

Snafoogle

When Google maps sends you on a circuitous route to nowhere

We were headed to Prices Seafood Restaurant in Havre de Grace but through a snafoogle we ended up at Prices Shellfish Wholesalers in Half Moon Bay.

by emel.scott July 4, 2011

Snamo Pants

Camouflaged pants worn with Sneakers.

The retarded cousin of Sneans.

Check out that guy wearing Snamo Pants. You can bet he's a virgin.

by Big Fudge & Marky Westside October 21, 2011

Slapokan

A sexual game derived from the Japanese martial art Shodokan. It starts from a traditional Shodokan pose, followed by a slap on a (preferably nice looking) ass.

- You know that hot chick I met yesterday?
- Yeah?
- I totally went Slapokan on her ass!
- Nice!

by The Nasty Flemish October 23, 2011

Snap Rat

A male that seldom leaves the house without a snap back on. He belittles females because he has a small penis and no sense of maturity.

Finds it funny to sleep with a woman then have the audacity to call her the whore. Double standards are their favorite.

Talks shit about everyone around them because they can't face their own problems in life.

All he does is talk shit, what a snap rat.

by Hallie Richie December 14, 2012