Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.

I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.

by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017

California Smart

Extremely Stupid Californian Girls

Wow, did you see hear that bitch? She California Smart

by jmc1967 October 10, 2017

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment December 22, 2007

Smart Lunch

A time for juniors and seniors to go off campus.

A time to laugh at the freshman and sophomores.

All the juniors and seniors went off campus while the freshman and sophomores stayed on for smart lunch.

by Destroyer of Worldsssssss October 15, 2013

smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

by rj adskins March 22, 2016

Scott Smart

A man who got a wog eye due to a cum shot

He’s such a Scott smart

by SlagBag899 August 01, 2018

Smart person

Someone who thinks they’re so smart they think they’re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.

Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, she’s such a ‘smart person’

by Histo-horse March 07, 2019