A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the married single mommug. The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
Get the Single man's ringmug. 
"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
by bruhmoney December 15, 2020
Get the Every Single Yearmug. When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.
Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"
Larry: "Yeah."
Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"
Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."
Larry: "Yeah."
Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"
Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."
by Lavender12 May 19, 2015
Get the single parent dealmug. Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.
An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."
by TMC23 January 25, 2014
Get the why you single?mug. A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.
It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
Get the Single Wide Statusmug.