Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

Segulationatorymalfactionator

When people just malfunction out of no where, with no refrence

Addy just went blank, I think he has gone through Segulationatorymalfactionator

by Sam_12 February 10, 2022

Situationship

When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.

Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going

Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves

Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship

by kathykakes October 29, 2022

Singlationship

A Singlationship is a state of intimate connection where persons love eachother deeply by heart and act so with oneanother but are not having a committed relationship of beeing together. For example due to colliding boundaries or other (yet unsorted) circumstances.

I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and I will never give up working on this, but we are in a Singlationship, because I am not willing to give up on my friends, promises that I made or needs, as you currently want me to.

by Singlationship June 2, 2023

Situationship

Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.

girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship

by heyhey23girl2 June 15, 2023

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010