Shattastic

YOUR DAY IS SO EPICALLY FANTASTIC THAT ITS SHATTASTIC

HEY MAN DID I HEAR YOU HACKED INTO THE MAIN SERVER??


OH YEAH IT WAS SHATTASTICALLY AWESOME

by Sweeshaman March 26, 2009

Settler Sweats

The Non-white variation of Jungle Fever.

i.e, a black person or other non-white race dating exclusively white people

Well in her defense, Jarrod has Settler Sweats just as bad

by DJSCOOBERT87 December 6, 2010

Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

Settea

set·tea
/seˈtē/
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nounBRITISH
A server or buffet used to serve tea.

The woman inherited the settea and tea set from her grandmother.

by RbtArt September 21, 2019

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

Jet Setter Lag

This is a cooler way to describe someone that leads a jet setter type lifestyle having a hangover without inferring they are a lush

Rich was having a rough day after coming down with "Jet Setter Lag"

by Richie L February 3, 2014